Wednesday, February 28, 2007

New Research Suggests...





If a movie star offers you a shameless night of passion, and your response is,"Um... I need to investigate your character", you might be a Bahá'í.

If you get more excited by LSA than LSD, you might be a Bahá'í.



If the only smoke you envision when you hear the phrase "joint feast" is from overdone tadiq, you might be a Bahá'í.



If you think March Madness is the result of extreme hunger, you might be a Baha'i.

If you see "Some Assembly Required" written on a box and you think it
came from a place that needs home front pioneering, you might be a
Bahá'í
.

If you see a real estate billboard that says "Fully Detached Community" and you drive on saying "We're not needed here", you might be a
Bahá'í
.

If it's the Ides of March, your stomach growls, and you answer the pager on your belt, you might be a Bahá'í.

If your idea of the perfect family vacation is to wait for ten years,
climb a mountain on foot where there are no casinos, no golf course, no tennis courts, you have to stay quiet, stand in line, cannot take pictures, visit a lot of gravesites, and at the end of ten days they kick you out of the country, you might be a Bahá'í.

1 Comments:

Blogger Aliona said...

hello, here is a sort of joke for th blog. probably you enjoy!

YESTERDAY - or THE FIRST DAY OF THE FAST
>
>Music by the Beatles
>Words by Steve Thomson of the Northeast Amigos
>
>Yesterday,
>Lunch was such an easy thing to say,
>Now I'd love a glass of Perrier.
>Oh, my last lunch was yesterday.
>
>Suddenly,
>Days seem longer than they used to be,
>Now I'm longing for some Sara Lee.
>The Fast came up so suddenly.
>
>I can't eat or drink
>While the sun is in the sky.
>'Til then I'm dreaming of
>Big Macs and large fries.
>
>Yesterday,
>Lunch was such an easy thing to say,
>Now my lunches seem so far away.
>Oh, my last lunch was yesterday.
>My last lunch was yesterday.
>

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