Q:  Why is Baha'u'llah the best interior decorator?
A:  Because he can change abasement into glory.

Q:  What do you call a Baha'i who gets evicted from his
    apartment?
A:  A traveling teacher!

Q:  Why should Baha'is never use stain remover?
A:  Baha'u'llah said, "Blessed is the spot."